The Landia of Ingentus Progressia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Pande with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.581 billion Ingentus Progressians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libroamino. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ingentus Progressian economy, worth a remarkable 1,398 trillion Degets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 184,497 Degets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime is totally unknown. Ingentus Progressia's national animal is the Manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Ingentus Progressia is ranked 293,190^th in the world and 850^th in NationStates for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 1,106.98 Standard Monetary Units.